Started playing Scribblenauts, what fun!

Things I cannot do in Scribblenauts however:

When playing through the tutorial, you'll come across a Chef who you are told wants to eat something. You give him food by entering something into a notepad to make it appear.

If you give him a cat, he will take it but he will not eat it.
If you give him lard, he'll neither take it nor eat it.
To make sure my objects are equal to my par, I gave this ever-so finicky chef pasta.

one last thing I cannot do in Scribblenauts is enter "CATS" to get cats more quickly since I've made it my personal challenge to see how many cats I can put in each level, maybe I should make a gamefaq guide, HMM?

So far this year, I want to punch J.J. Abrams in his fat Jew vagina for Felicity and Alias. I thought I'd say those were the worst shows until Ronald D. Moore started writing THE worst storylines (with the exclusion of I Married an Alien) in Roswell. Now Ronald D. Moore owes a date with his ass and my penis.

Weird thing is that Ronald D. Moore wrote Mission: Impossible 2
J.J. Abrams possibly wrote Mission: Impossible 3 (both which sucked dick)
Ronald D. Moore used to write write episodes of Star Trek: TNG (the only Star Trek that counts)
J.J. Abrams made a Star Trek movie (MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD OF THIS)

Anyways, I think I should definitely try watching Fringe because I don't learn my lesson.

Also, wasn't Mission Impossible so very fun on the N64? Explosive gum!

A huge vagina the size of a hallway as soon as the video starts.

My computer is alive again but my b folder seems to be missing its' 283947293847 pictures.

Upon this horrible realization I was relieved to see that this was in my cute folder:



why hello wallpaper folder that only contains katamari damacy, i missed you.

I have invites to this site called Lockerz, you earn points and can redeem them for prizes.
Prizes go from electronics, games to designer shoes and jewelry. Just wondering who wants an invite? Just leave an e-mail.

Because I am the bestest friend anyone could ever have, I have spent 20 minutes in photoshop constructing this for Sarah.

I hope she loves it as much as I thought I'd love it (for I am oh-so-sleepy) and not wish me a painful death.

I thought it was adorable but this was pretty much your fault for failing at HTML and linking to only two pictures (which were both jumping pictures and tempted me to make it)

YOU SEE, IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S IRONIC >:|



LOVE YOU IMLER. Also, gj on your MDM pictures. They're much better than Mantinas'. Though, that doesn't really sound like a comment, it is. I didn't really get to see the others, but I hope they're all full of jumping.



IMPORTANT NOTE PLACED AT THE END OF THIS TRIVIAL LIVEJOURNAL ENTRY:
I ESPECIALLY WORKED HARD ON MAKING THE TWO JUMPING IMLERS EAT EACH OTHER.

WHEN I DIE, I WOULD LIKE THIS TO BE NOTED.

Dear LiveJournal,

Please stop sending me mfking messages about all your business. I don't give a flying frak about your stupid voting system.

DIAF,

Me

O-K!

Tomorrow is my last day of work at Tumon Sands Plaza, it was pretty nice. Everyone's way too friendly and today was too much fun. Some random German tourist came up to me and said, "YOU ARE BEST CUSTOMA SERCIE EVA, YAH! GUTEN TAG!"
One of the office employees forced her subway on me though I tried not to take it. Everyone is saying that they'll miss me, haha - talk about stroking my ego.

I got some really awesome gifts for my birthday basil seeds, a bag of dirt, a pack of dinosaur rings (more like secretly awesome power rings), curry and booooooze.

Forman's mammy got me a $75 dollar gift card to K-Mart. Which was funny because the same day I received it, I saw a sign that you get a $500 gift certificate to K-Mart if you buy a car. Blah, blah.

Got paid on Friday and found out that I get $10/hour to do absolutely nothing but read or do crossword puzzles. Niiice, bought Forman Risk for his birthday and a giant tub of KFC gravy.

My birthday party was super fun, but Forman was kind of mad that all these random people came into our apartment that we didn't know. Kind of expected only about 10 people or less, and he ended up cleaning up after everyone. A little rude--he doesn't want to have a party like that again. Angry about random people just walking into our apartment uninvited.
Apartments aren't really that fun to clean up (unless u haff mama&dada) and someone broke my PSP but I guess that's what parties are. Feel kind of bad for our neighbors. The next day was funny and we finally got to watch that scary movie that we were playing to do originally the night before (it was bad.)

Didn't get to celebrate Forman's birthday properly since I had to work the next day, but I think we'll be playing RISK tomorrow night. That game has potential to be bloodthirsty especially if drinking is involved, I'm sure. Taking him to Niji on Monday. Going to Joinus restaurant tomorrow with his parents.

Thanks to Sarah for the presents! Thanks to Ann-ette/Charles for the dinosaurs and seeds! NO THANK YOU TO A CERTAIN SRI LANKAN INDIVIDUAL WHO BROUGHT CURRY (he gets so mysteriously silent when you grill him for a tikka masala recipe--useless.)

My neighbor is wailing very loudly to some really awful songs, must go now.

Oh gosh, what an exciting day!

Got a new gig from the temp agency, pretty horrible. Working on birthday, etc. Maybe party on a certain day. Will send e-mails, etc. Don't know who wants to come though? Haven't seen a lot of friendly faces lately or who can make it. Give me an idea of who should bother with though.

On to the most exciting part of today!

I got into two great torrent sites! Yessss *pump fist action
One place that gives you pretty much any show/episodes that have ever been on television. I mean come on, a place that hosts episodes of Attack of the Show.

The other one is a collection of lotsa cartoons that have been on Cartoon Network, MTV, Comedy Central, etc. and stand up comedies, comedy bits that aren't available on DVD.

Yes, very good day. Forman made a crack about the FBI, I made a crack about having all my hands in the cookie jars. Very nice Good Fellas moment.

Started watching Malcolm onto season 4 already.

Haha, about 5 minutes into Sims 3 I noticed there was a trait called "never nude" so I tried it out. Apparently instead of getting naked your sim wears jean shorts.

There was also a pre-made sim family called Funke. :) The dad is a never nude. Ah-ah-ah. They have a sim in town called Gobias that looks just like the guy he's named after and a Maybae.

I thought toldthespiders would love that one.


<3

I keep forgetting to mention this, but if you've sat with me in any drunken stupor and I get myself onto a youtube page, I've obviously shown you and ranted about Zach Galafianakis.

You should know if you've seen any movie commercials that he's going to be in The Hangover. Movies this summer are looking pretty good.


Can I just have a Plastic Jesus of him?
(lol, to slick nick<3)

Also, I am downloading Ten Inch Heroes as of now because of muthafuckin Jensen Ackles.



Me birthday is in less than 30 days! Oh gosh, I want a dinosaur themed party :(

I've been trying to be awesome at pop culture (aka watching crappy TV shows; My So-Called Life, Dawson's Creek, etc.)

SO. I started Felicity just now and about 27 minutes into a 43 minute pilot, Forman realized that not only was Eliot's boyfriend Sean Kelly in it, but J.J. Abrams' produced the show.

Let's not forgot that Harold (Harold and Kumar go to White Castle) and Kimberly (Amy Jo Johnson from Power Rangers; PTERODACTYL not to be confused with teradactyl.

Thank you and goodnight.

My brain just exploded because I was watching Seinfeld again and caught, "The Big Salad".

MICHELLE FORBES!

I realized that she was Ensign Ro from Star Trek: TNG (I hated that character sooo much, it didn't help that she sexed up Riker. I want him to diaf.)

Anyways, I remember recalling her character back when I watched season 2 of 24, still acting like Ensign Ro.

What I never made the connection to was her role as Admiral Helena Cain on Battlestar Galactica.



Now that I think about it, it looks exactly like her but I never placed her before (Forman never did and he's watched TNG forever.)

It doesn't help that I just watched a Xena episode a few days ago and Selma Blair and Claudia Black (Aeryn Sun from Farscape) were in the same episode.

I bid you adieu with this article, Doctor Decapitated In Elevator Accident.

( Rule 34 )

I will finally be nice and use an LJ cut on NSFW material.
Finished Lonely Werewolf Girl, gj Martin Miller.


EDIT:

Here is a lol for all my bsg buds:



Hope you catch the Firefly reference <3

As for the rest of you -- you get nothing.

STAR TREK:JEW CONSPIRACY


http://dans.blingbitches.com/trek/index.html

Not sure if I'm excited about the new Star Trek movie even though I keep hearing good reviews.

I have another journal now, that makes it 3 (or more if you're in the know aka Isa) different LJs I've had since 2001

Watched these movies in the past 2 weeks:
My Super Ex-Girlfriend
Death Becomes Her
Nanny Diaries
Ballet Shoes
The Uninvited
City of God
Push
The Theory of Flight

tyvm, Helena Bonham Carter for having FOP in that movie.

For some strange reason, Forman and I didn't get to watch Fanboys yet and after having City of God on my hard drive for 4 years, I finally thought I could delete it but now I can't because I liked it too much.

I have this really strange problem of acquiring all these movies on my hard drive and taking years to watch them. I've had The Salton Sea since 2006 and never bothered to watch it, I probably should since Val Kilmer looks like he is going to implode.

I need to watch better TV shows. I have no idea why I tried to watch My So-Called Life but it is oh-so-bad.

Also, all caught up with Supernatural. That show has replaced Battlestar for me (or at least it's trying to.)

kemesa says:
do you love battlestar yet
Fetal says:
i dunno, a lot of touchy subjects that I don't agree with, but I do know I can't stop watching it
kemesa says:
what don't you agree with
Fetal says:
i think we've talked about a few of them before
kemesa says:
was it abawtion
Fetal says:
yeah, that homo's, robots with feeligs, religious stuff, there's a bunch of stuff



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Thinking of rewatching season 3 all the way to the end again. Only seasons I haven't seen tons of and it's when my love for Saul bloomed. It's that or start watching Red Dwarf.

Also, I have the very first TV episodes of Dr. Who!! I actually really dig it. I think I realized I'm kind of a scifi nerd since I started reading Machine War: A Combat-k Novel and enjoying it way too much.

After re-watching Daybreak Part 2 (did you know that the pilot/mini series of Battlestar was called "Night Part 1 & Night Part 2") today, started a new show called Lost in Austen downloaded spontaneously.



At first I clicked on it because I totally thought that bitch was Demi Lovato.

Instead, its' plot is written as this, a la IMDB (8.1/10):

Jemima Rooper stars in "Lost in Austen" as Amanda, a contemporary British twentysomething who escapes the daily grind by rereading Austen's novel. After "Pride" heroine Elizabeth Bennet, played by Bond girl Gemma Arterton, appears through a secret portal in Amanda's bathroom, the two trade places and Amanda becomes a participant in "Pride and Prejudice."

It's pretty cute, I even dragged Forman into watching it. I kind of dig shows/movies where the character is dragged into a book. Really great when Lydia is in bed with Amanda and Amanda is like "WHY AM I STILL IN THIS BOOK?! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, GOD?! DO YOU WANT ME TO SNOG HER? TO SHOW HER MY PUBES?!"
Lydia: What have you done to yourself?
Amanda: It's called a landing strip!

Also, watching Ne le dis à personne (Tell No One 2006) today.


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I find the real gems of this post the links.

Downloaded Braid a couple of days. Forman never wanted to buy it for me on his 360 account. :3
I really loved the demo.




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Braid is a platform/puzzle video game developed by independent software developer Jonathan Blow.

The story follows a man, named Tim, who attempts to rescue his princess from a monster. The game features traditional aspects of platform titles; the player runs, jumps, and climbs through a linear set of stages, while solving puzzles and defeating enemies. The player may also control time, allowing actions to be "rewound", even after death. Using these abilities, the player progresses the story by finding and assembling jigsaw puzzle pieces.

Blow designed the game as a personal critique of recent trends in game development efforts. He funded the project with his own money and spent three years creating it. David Hellman drew the artwork, which underwent several iterations until it satisfied Blow's desired vision. A preliminary version of Braid without the final artwork won the "Innovation in Game Design" award at the Independent Games Festival in 2006; the final version received additional accolades. The game received positive reviews from critics, eventually becoming the top-rated title on Xbox Live. The game's price and length were points of criticism.
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It's really fun, my timing is a lot better but I find it a lot harder to play on Forman's keyboard. Bleggh.


What else is new?

Terminator: The Sarah Connor chronicles was canceled! I kind of saw it coming, the story was really lacking. I mean, it's no Jack Bauer (Niiiick! I finally finished the 4th season, haha.)

Speaking of 24, Free Radio (I almost typed News Radio...<3 I miss KITH) is back on it's second season. I love Lance Krall.




Anyways, I would like to take this time to say hello to all my shit-grinning friends.

ATTENTION EVERYONE

I HAVE FOUND A TRUE GEM ON THE INTERNETS TODAY.

Starring Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison.
You know, the prostitutes from Girls Next Door.
There was a sporty whore, college whore and biggest whore.

I think this movie is going to need some booze mixed in with some friends. Hint?

I can't wait until Audrina's movie, Into the Blue 2, comes out now.
Also, just wanted to show off my new Dr. Tobaishattan icon.



Enjoi

You: HI STRANGER
You: SEXY
You: BABY
Stranger: hi
You: HI
Stranger: thanks
You: you're very welcome
You: i would like to be taken seriously tonight
You: but also treated like i'm the very best
You: like no one ever was
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Omegle. If I wanted to actually talk to strangers, I'd go back to irc and consistently slap everyone with a large trout, dotmx

After a drunk night with Sarah/Rob/Forman. It was a very good night, one of the nerdiest nights I've had in a long time. I haven't had that much fun drinking in a while. :)
Unfortunately, Rob has taken his terrorist ass to Europe and won't be back for 4 weeks.

We need to try out Everway before he comes back.

So, Rob gave us 3 seasons of 30 Rock. Out of 3 seasons, I have seen 3 episodes and it is very bad. It's not even a little funny. It plays out much like an SNL skit, but you amusing to those who think MADtv is great and all the characters/skits were played by Bobby Lee.

Anyways, I now have Let the Right One In book.

TV/Movie party/bash tonight. Gonna be fun, finally going to see Rob. Maybe make burritos, among other things.
All this needs to make it a terrorist fun event is an unshaved Jason with a deplorable, anti-American agenda. Haha, I keed. Though I did download some 7/10+ Bollywood films.

Even going to play Everway:

SUMMARY
Pros:
Really creative gaming
Intense focus on story
Seriously deep characters
Crazy resolution system

Cons:
Might make you think you're doing drugs

Kind of makes you pumped for this game, doesn't it. If anyone starts to have seizures or hallucinates/thinks they can fly, I'm breaking out my camera.

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All I'd need is an Isa/Jason/Justin combo and it'd be almost as good as old times, just minus the hot tub. Huhuhu.

Excited, hopefully Rob does not throw up on my couch but gets drunk enough to steal curry recipes from. Minus the fact that all Indian boys can't cook.


Drinky, drank drunk.

Battlestar Galactica Finale!

Really sad at the ending. I miss Kara Thrace.
I think Katee Sackhoff is so pretty because she has such a nice smile, and her cute little nose scrunch.
I need to find someone on Guam who could resemble Katee Sackhoff to be my friend but I doubt that will happen, damn you Guam genetics.

I started to watch Nip/Tuck to follow Katee Sackhoff but I fear I'll stop following her career (SUMMER GLAU, I'M TALKING TO YOU--SARAH CONNOR: CHRONICLES.)

Anyways, finale was tear-jerking. Forman was the best cylon ever (pictures coming soon.) No cylon nacho plate because I'm lazy (still salsa, which wasn't the best salsa ever), but there was green booze and stomach turning brownies. Blah, blah, blah.

I have started playing Pokemon Platinum but only to delay my mouth watering desire to play Suikoden! Oh my goodness.

No more personal stuff, because I follow the way of the dukduk crab.

Novenas have started some unknown amount of days ago, I'm gonna be in Merizo for Easter Sunday (psstttt, Demusssss?) and I am already anticipating some nasally Chamorro hymns along with some delicious food to gain another 10 pounds over. :( I miss my bad bunny-on-stick omen days.

I have to admit I was pretty reluctant toward this whole Frak Party going down Saturday night.
Originally, last year we had planned out how we were going to watch the last episode. Hi Writer's Strike. Put BSG on hold for a year.
This year it was without pants and bucket of fried chicken (we got fats)

It mostly started out as a joke Frak Party post because no one from Guam would even be on a BSG LJ COMMUNITY, but it'd be amusing if they did.

Don't worry, I'm excited now, Forman is actually going to dress up and his costume is going to be great. Maybe all I can hint is, I hope he tucks? Oh Hell, and he won't be Jaffy.

If anything, I'm scared that my 2-hour of speeding torture to the end of BSG shared with some people I don't know, just anyone that isn't Forman is going to end disastrous.
It's obviously because there is a 95% chance I'm going to be bawling my eyes out, just to start up five minutes later. Which I've been doing because BSG is going to end, thanks to SciFi reminding me "4/3/2/1 EPISODE(S) LEFT. PROP SELL. ENJOY UR 5-SECOND MONTAGE OF SAD BSG PROMO."

I probably am not dressing up as anyone, not because I don't want to but because of my lack of ability to assemble clothes together into anything that could look like a costume (*cue all of Isa's frustration at all the years I failed to show up in a costume for Halloween, "JUST WALK LIKE YOU HAVE A LIMP, KAMESHA.")

Annette, can you do a special magic spell with your Priest skill that lets Saul and Kara Thrace live, I don't mean to take any of it from Lee Pace though. (Also, wouldn't it be awesome if they DID make a movie for Pushing Daisies but it was all a musical, because I would watch it 3 times)

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Saw my dad and his lady friend today. They asked us to do her sons' science fair projects for them. She said she'd pay us for the cost of the crafts, gas and gave us $80. Forman took about one hour of searching on the internet to steal some other kids' same science project instead of just typing them out. Can't really blame him because he stayed up past 24 hours and had some five-hour energy, but I don't know how you can stand looking around google images for an hour straight of grade school science fair projects without going insane.

Asked my dad what he gave up for Lent.
Dad: Nothing. Eat more meat? :D (First time, I ever heard him say he gave up nothing.)
Me: Do you expect to get into Heaven with that attitude?
Dad: What did YOU give up for Lent?
Forman: ...A BABY!


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ALSO SARAH. YOU BETTER BE READY FOR SATURDAY. IF YOU'D LIKE, I WILL BLEACH YOUR HAIR BECAUSE I STILL HAVE A BOTTLE OF BLEACH IF YOU'D LIKE.

ALSO, DON'T FORGET TO BRING YOUR TEAR DUCTS, FAGWHORE.

Guam Frak Party --> http://community.livejournal.com/battlestar_blog/1572567.html

"In just over a day I have received amazing feedback for the Master Frak Party List! Thanks to all for contributing! There are quite a number of you looking for a party, and some are in the same area as each other so you may want to check back and organize a gathering.

I have Frak Parties listed for the following places:

Austin, Texas
Guam
Lake Hiawatha, New Jersey
Las Vegas, Nevada
Los Angeles, California
Manchester, UK
Makati, Philippines
New Orleans, Louisiana
New York, New York
Portland, Oregon
San Antonio, Texas
Seattle, Washington
St. James, Barbados
Toronto, Ontario
Vancouver, BC"

I haven't posted a lot of the pictures I've been meaning to
Like for instance, how awesome my boyfriend is because for Valentine's day he made me this:



Also, since I never updated about this.
But Nick is no longer a roommate of #10 Rainbow Hills Apartment:



He probably just stayed here for only a month. His grandma got sick so he went to stay at her place for like a week, from then we never heard/saw from him for a month until 2 days ago where he just said "Hey guys, getting my stuff." He returned his key, took all his stuff and is permanently gone, just like that. Apparently, he told Forman that he was going to move out a month ago and never told me about it, so I was really taken aback when he just showed up, took all his stuff and left.

We're thinking of getting another roommate but again, we're clueless as to how to accomplish this with our extensive knowledge of knowing people. Anyone know anyone looking for a place? No fat chicks, plz.

Seriously, if you know anyone, it'd be cool.


ALSO! Watched Watchmen, pretty faithful to the comic, we thought it was great.

I love you Rorschach. You were my favorite. I cried a solitary tear when you died.

Fans of the comic may not be disappointed in this movie.

On an end note, Forman's first comment upon seeing Dr. Manhattan naked was, "Wow, they sure were a lot generous to him than in the comic."

Congratulations, we're now on our 4th Xbox 360 (as of tomorrow), what the fuck.
Our nice new BENQ drive started making clicking sounds and died today. Microsoft is officially queer.

Also, I have tiny little white aphids fighting an all-out war with black ants all over my lemon basil. I've tried every homemade organic spray available on the internet and nothing seems to work. The black ants are making my basil roots all black and gnarly and the little white aphids are having babies and leaving white poo all over the leaves.

We'll see if it gets better in a week, currently doing nothing to the ants since they're killing the aphids but they are still a huge nuisance.

Any ideas, anyone?

I want to start growing tomatoes. :(